Bathroom Graffiti – Uknown bar | Melbourne, Victoria, Australia | 9.04.2009

Little known fact about me: I enjoy taking pictures of bathroom graffiti. Why? I’ve always found there to be something wretchedly beautiful about it, the fact someone sat there in their most personal of moments and scrawled words or pictures for others to see (even if, more often than not, said graffiti is rife with crassness).

At any rate, the beauty of living in an age where we have cameras built into our cell phones means I can take photographs of the more artsy, meaningful graffiti as I come across it at random, the stuff I just find brilliantly beautiful for whatever reason (be it color scheme, the drunken free verse, or even just the texture of the wall being written upon). So, going forward, I’m going to be posting a series of bathroom graffiti photos as I come across them in my day-to-day happenings in an attempt to immortalize an art-form looked over by most. My ultimately goal, when I have enough of these, will be to publish them in a book.

This first batch is a bit old, from September 2009 when I was vacationing in Australia. I believe all of these photos come from a single bar in Melbourne (although I forget the name of the establishment).

A chat with Evan Dorkin, artist/writer extraordinaire

I just posted an interview I did with comic book mega star Evan Dorkin over on the Saint James blog. Evan is the creator/artist/writer of such fantastic comics as Milk and Cheese and the recent Dark Horse hit Beasts of Burden, as well as the writer for TV shows like Yo Gabba Gabba! and Space Ghost: Coast to Coast.

Check out the interview here and if you dig comics at all, pick up Beasts of Burden now.   Like, right now.

Upcoming comic book happenings

2010 is going to be a good year for my comic book company Saint James (and me and my writing, by proxy).  In 2009 we managed to put out the first issue of two of our series (Ex Occultus and Indego Blue), as well as a host of free Ex Occultus mini-adventures exclusive to our website (which you can find here).  This year, though, we’re really going to shine.

It was our hope (Jesse and I) upon starting the company that we would not fade away, that we would, in fact someday become a powerhouse comic book publisher.  I don’t think that’s too lofty a dream, and I know we have the ideas and the MMPH to get there, it’s just a matter of increasing our fan-base and showing the world what we can do…given the opportunity.

That being said, we will be almost tripling our current roster of for-sale comics in the coming months, which is pretty sweet.  I’ve been writing my butt off, as have the other Saint James peeps, and we really are excited at what’s coming:

MINUTEMEN #1: Minute Men is the story of John Parker, a time traveling agent for a top secret government organization whose job it is to patrol key points in history to ensure that events play out they way they are supposed to. On a routine trip back to Lincoln’s assassination, he finds an old partner shot dead and robbed by what looks like a twenty-first-century weapon. As more agents are killed in action, Parker must find out who is responsible for murdering the agents before the mysterious, rogue assailant is able to alter the course of history forever.

YOUTH IS SWEET #1 (of 6): Eldon Finch was supposed to be enjoying his golden years. Instead, he is nearly gunned down by a mysterious group of men. Finch soon learns the incident is related to his distant past – that his involvement in a Cold War-era covert ops group, SPECTRUM, may have finally caught up with him some thirty years after faking his own death. Youth is Sweet is a six-issue limited series that follows sexagenarian Finch as he tries to reconnect with the surviving SPECTRUM members, men who don’t want to be found. Together they desperately try to discover why the government thinks they are so dangerous, as they stay one step ahead of a murderous new breed of Government Black Ops soldiers bent on silencing them once and for all.

EX OCCULTUS: SEAL OF SOLOMON (one-shot): 1874. Sofia, Bulgaria. Wakefield and Hollander are hired by a mysterious nobleman to track down the fabled Seal of Solomon, a ring of supernatural origin with the abilities to summon and control demons. What first appears to be a simple mission, however, soon becomes something far more deadly.

EX OCCULTUS: TOMB OF ACHILLES #1 (of 2): 1875. Island of Tenedos, Aegean Sea.  Kidnapped by rival occultist Henry Salt and his band of thugs, Wakefield and Hollander are forced to scour an ancient, forgotten crypt for the fabled arrow that pierced Achilles’ heel. With menacing traps around every corner and the maniacal Salt pulling the strings, can they make it out alive?

There are also a few new series we’ll be debuting pretty soon, including a Conan-like saga called Thorn and a post-apocalyptic, Mad Max-meets-Twisted Metal series called Mother Trucker.  Both are very, very cool comics.

Last but not least, what would a comic nerd be without a venue for his nerd-dom? A (tentative) list of comic cons I’ll be attending with Saint James in 2010:

  • Mega Con – Orlando, FL – March 12th-14th, 2010
  • C2E2 – Chicago, IL – April 16-18, 2010
  • Motor City Con – Novi, MI – Dates not released yet (it was in early May in 2009)
  • Heroes Con – Charlotte, NC – Dates not released (it was in June in 2009)
  • NY Comic Con – NYC, NY – October 8th-10th

That’s about it.  I’ll be updating more as I go, including release dates for said comics, so stay tuned for those announcements.  Good times ahead!  Rocknroll.

Pat Robertson does some good after all

In the wake of Pat Robertson’s nefariously foul comments about Haiti this week, some clever folks have put together an Ebay auction whose proceeds go to the American Red Cross. The object up for grab? A Pat Robertson voodoo doll. Woo!

Further details via the auction:

After an exclusive deal with devil, we are finally able to bring black magic into your very own home!  The lucky winner of this auction will attain the soul of Televangelist PAT ROBERTSON in a handheld figurine comprised of the finest straw, cloth, and other organic natural materials!

Ever wanted to cause Pat Robertson a massive headache?  give him back pain?  jab him in the crotch?   Of course you have!  Well then BID NOW to own your very own pysical representation of the dark, dark soul of Pat Robertson.

Good, good times.  Check out the Ebay auction here (which is currently up to $550), and bid your little hearts away!

Further proof that geeks shall inherit the Earth

Gawker had a cool article up this week about how traditional journalism is dying, the journalists themselves being replaced with programmers who understand the importance of a digital presence in the media today. And, since I work closely with such delicious coding on a daily basis, I like what this article has to say.

Think what you want about digital content, e-books and the death of print (according to some, which I personally don’t believe in), but the digital age is here to stay.  Every high-tech gadget being released, every new website that’s a must-read, these things are drawing us closer together and making us even more dependent on the internet and our shiny new toys.

Anyway, I’m not a detractor, I love technology, just an interesting point to think about.  People want to praise how great print is (and it is pretty great), but it’s really subjective – a generation from now people will be far more familiar with non-print media, the same way writing a letter with a pen and paper is alien to me.  It’s the way of the world, and even with the onslaught of this new age of communication and content, I don’t believe print will fully die – and I’m saying this as a writer with some hopeful optimism, yes.  I mean, I don’t think I’d be too upset if my book got published in a digital format rather than printing.  Published is published, right?

Anyway, check the article out here if you’re so inclined.  Good stuff.

More shameless plugging of my novel “Impossible Monsters”

So, while I toil away trying to get the attention of some literary agent (as they, in turn, sift through what I imagine are stacks and stacks of manuscripts devoted to vampires, eventually getting to my tome), I figured I might as well keep posting chapters from my book here and there, lest anyone cares to read them.

Now, since my book doesn’t actually have traditional chapters, per se, but rather sections arranged by narrator, I don’t feel as bad making posts that are seemingly out of order. The point of the book is really to dissect these main characters and their interactions and relationships with fellow students over the course of a few months at the fictional Wellington Ayers University. I mean, ultimately, this is what college is about, in my opinion—for the first time in your life, typically, you are in total control of what you do and who you spend your time with, and this unfurling of adultness creates many unique situations as you progress throughout your years of study.

This section is narrated by Vikram, a graduate student at Ayers born and raised in Goa, India (a very touristy, artsy resort city on the West Coast of India). He is a Sikh, devout for most of his life, then, suddenly, is thrust in a world that excites and tempts him, a world he has only seen from a distance so far–a world of carnal sins. In this specific instance, Vikram is attending a party being thrown by his flatmates for his birthday, and, being that it’s first time drinking alcohol, I decided to write this section in stream-of-consciousness, trying to invoke what it’s like to be drunk the first time, experiencing a wave of conflicting emotions and feelings. I think, at times, this section sounds almost melodic. Hope you enjoy.

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Grievances against demanding schedules, a chapter from ‘Impossible Monsters’

Eek! Terribly busy week, and it doesn’t look like it’s going to be an easy day today. Yikes. Yes, I’m thankful to have a job, but that doesn’t mean I can’t complain about being busy. It’s the American way!

Anyway, I’m actively trying to get my novel Impossible Monsters published, which, at this point, means I’m attempting to get a literary agent interested in representing it. Daunting, to say the least. However, I have faith in my abilities as a wordsmith, and while my novel could be classified as literary fiction—a genre that, for some reason, scares the pants off a great many readers—I know it is only a matter of time before something happens.

So, I was perusing the book, just randomly reading sections, and figured I’d start posting some of it online, here and there, because…well, because I can. The book is narrated primarily by three characters, students of varying ethnicities and hang-ups passing their time at the fictional Wellington Ayers University (in jolly ‘ole England). In the following section we find Anthony, a nineteen-year-old American student, getting ready to meet his father for a quick bite at Heathrow during a layover. You really get a sense of who Anthony is in this section, of the strained relationship he has with his dad and how that seems to affect how he sees/interacts with the world.

Hope you enjoy.

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ANTHONY

Heathrow, early evening.  Sixish.  Sitting on a bench next to the Currency Exchange closest to the security check, not far from an escalator that seems to rise up and disappear into an abbreviated McDonald’s.  Waiting.  Listening to The Kinks on my MP3 player and humming along to the words, Long ago life was clean / Sex was bad and obscene / And the rich were so mean.”  Check my watch and realize I’ve been sitting here for an hour.  I have a clear shot of the departure/arrival screens and I know his flight is on time, so I decide I’m leaving in ten minutes if he’s not here.  See a threesome of Asian tourists walk by, a family.  Father: Visor, puffy navy jacket with brown fur-lined hood, exasperated look, skinny jeans, patchy beard, squinty eyes, no smile.  Mother: Long hair ponytailed, thick black ski jacket, green shirt that says Von Dutch in pink, dark denim with a high waist, all white skater-looking shoes, two bags on each arm from the Duty Free, camouflage bucket hat, thin lips, long nose, small breasts.  Daughter: Fuckable, pigtails, bowed legs, dark tight denim, shoes similar-looking to her mother’s, zipped up baggy blue hoodie with red flowers painted all over, green knee-length hooded puffy jacket, nude-colored tote bag with Japanese writing in black surrounding an art deco version of Hello Kitty, smiling, confused.  They pass by speaking sharply.  Disappear into a crowd of blond-haired Pan-Europeans waving their hands as they’re being counted off by a tour leader.  Yawn.  Look up to the ceiling and study the avant-garde pattern of the rafters.  The individual terminals for each airline.  The goddamn ants stuck in line. The looks on their faces.  My hands shaking.
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Look at me! I write comics!

So, I’ve been writing most of my life, and at the same time been a fairly avid reader of comics, but it wasn’t really until this past year that I combined these two passions to become…(drumroll)…a comic book writer.

Sure, it helps that I started my own comic book company and all, but I’m aiming big time, and plan on pitching some ideas to established studios such as Image, Dark Horse, and Oni (to name a few), as well as nurture the series I helped establish at Saint James.

That being said, there truly is no greater feeling than walking into a comic book store and seeing something you wrote/created on the shelf (even better when you’ve been informed that the store sold two earlier that day).  I imagine it will be a similar feeling, seeing my novel in bookstores eventually, but for now, this is pretty damn cool.

The comic I’m holding is the first issue of the Saint James series Indego Blue, written by myself and Jesse Young, with artwork by Howard Russell (no relation).  Click here to see how you can get your very own copy.  Help a brother out!