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Short story: “Blood Quantum”


2010
03.15

Full text below.  Enjoy.

Blood Quantum

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Bob Antrim felt a cold steeled barrel matt his thick hair down and wedge into the back of his skull.  He heard the hammer click back metallically and in that moment recalled his wife dying of consumption, spittles of blood curtained along the contours of her sunken face and chest, and then he mulled on his boy who had died in infancy.  His hands gripped the splintered haft of the pick and for a minute further he dreamt of spinning in place and lodging the wedged spade into his attacker but amid the hallucinated escapades a shot thundered out like drums.  The bullet churned down the barrel of the spunked and dusty revolver and it crushed through Bob’s skull and out his right eye socket as fluids sprayed like some geyser and his body fell to the ground sharp like stone.

Everett Root rolled the dented .44 caliber Dance revolver around his index finger and holstered it as if he were some dashing and wily roughrider that had been wrangled into a Wild West Show.  He coughed a bit and waved the smoke away from his face with his hands and then set his eyes on the heaped body, smiling crookedly and scratching his chin. The ache in his leg gathered up again like a fist and he snorted out a dollop of snot from his nostrils and lowered himself carefully to the floor of the gritty mine.  He set his feet up on the twin timber planks that bridged across mud and wet recessed puddles in the rock.  The air smelled like sulfur.

He unwound a piece of stained-red cloth from around the upper part of his left thigh and he dropped the saturated tourniquet into a soaked pile beside him.  Then he took two fingers and peeled an opening in his gray trousers that sat dark like cotton flesh and beneath the opening laid a bullet wound that fizzled deep, the opening lipped out as if it had been disturbed by some plated tremor deep below.  A glossy covering of black-red blood formed at the surface and he thumbed at it curiously as if he had previous familiarities with human anatomy, then recoiled from the shocks of pain that shot back.  He coughed deeply and squinted his eyes at the gaping hole, imagining he could see the top of the stunted round poking out and he wished he had dug the thing out in San Augustine.

He scooted himself along the ground to alleviate the pressure on his hurt leg and kept at it until he reached the miner’s boots and he stopped.  He sized them up mechanically and concluded they were too small and then he wormed his way along the body further, grimacing with hurt at every length he moved.  He stopped again at the miner’s waist and breathed hard and squinted his eyes again into the dark and smiled at the smoking wound lodged in his pale face.  Then Everett took a smudged hand and turned the man’s head from side to side, gripping it along the jaw with the charm of a grandfather admiring a boy.

“Sunnuvabitch!”

He guffawed and looked around for encouragement as if he had hallucinated an audience that likewise enjoyed his clowning and then let the head flop back with a heavy bump.

“From the right angle, boy, you look like my brother Jesse.”

He coughed again and rummaged through the large denim pockets of the man’s overalls and pulled out a small pocketknife with a pewter handle that it folded back into.  He unfurled the blade and it was dinged around most of the edge but the tip still pricked hard into the whorl of his thumb.  He collapsed the knife and slipped it into his shirt pocket and kept digging.  He pulled out a piece of folded paper that had browned along the edges.  He placed it into his teeth and bit down to keep it in place and the prospect of something other than his tongue taking up room in there caused him to slobber a bit around the corners and wet the edge of the note.  He then pulled out another folded and waxed piece of paper and he unfolded it.  He examined it and it appeared to be a map of the area with hashes penciled in and around the mountains he was currently in, possibly marking failed claims and there was a longer scratch that portended to what might be a homestead a few miles off.  He laid the map down and then dug through the remaining pockets, pulling out a length of twine and he pushed it aside.  He noticed the claw hammer slung along a leather belt askew along the miner’s hips and he fingered the splintered handle and the iron cheek felt cool against his skin.

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Saved by the Bell: The Lost Episodes #1 “Beach Season”


2010
03.14

So, a while back my friend Matt and I decided to write some Saved by the Bell fan scripts.  Basically, being long-time fans of the show, and also being of the absurdity of it (for instance, it is the ONLY show I have seen that seems to have absolutely no continuity whatsoever–it’s almost cartoony), we figured we could write something faithful to the series and at the same time a bit more realistic, using the archetypes of Zack, Kelly, Slater, etc. to really make something funny here.  We forgot about these for a while, and have spent a bit of time cleaning them up and making them readable for people other than us.

Anyway, thought it might be fun to post on here.  The SBTB legacy lives on, and apologies for the length!

Warning: There is some coarse language and adult situations in the script. You’ve been warned.

SAVED BY THE BELL: THE LOST EPISODES

EPISODE 1 – “BEACH SEASON”

WRITTEN BY

MATT BUTLER AND ROBERT JAMES RUSSELL

FADE IN.

INT. BAYSIDE, HALLWAY – MORNING

(ZACK comes down the stairs to the usual hallways, crowds of students passing on each side.)

ZACK:         (to camera) Ah, the first day of spring. What a great time to be young. School’s almost done for the year, flowers blossom, love is in the air…

(A group of four GIRLS scantily clad in low-cut volley-ball outfits walk by and all give Zack a wink.)

ZACK:         And more importantly, beach volleyball starts.

(The audience hoots as SLATER and SCREECH approach, followed by JESSIE, LISA, and KELLY.)

ZACK:         Man I love this time of year!

KELLY:        Wow, Zack, I’ve never seen you like this before. What gives?

ZACK:         What gives?!

(Zack looks to SLATER and they both nod.)

ZACK/SLATER:  BEACH SEASON!

(The girls grumble.)

SCREECH:      I like going to the beach in the winter, it’s far less crowded.

LISA:         Oh, so you can spare everybody seeing your pale, weak body?

SCREECH:      No, my sweet, because I don’t want these guns getting anyone into trouble.

(SCREECH flexes his arms, the audience hoots and hollers and goes wild.)

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“Blood Quantum” Part 4


2010
03.14

Finally! The conclusion of my Western short story “Blood Quantum”!

If you missed any of the previous Parts, catch up here: Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3

Enjoy!

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Everett peeled a blackred paste from his lips as he sped through the trail.  His groin excruciated in waves and he knew it was lead poisoning.  He pushed through the hurt further and eventually slowed his pace, confident that his attacker took to rummaging through his belongings back at the cabin in an attempt to look for the silver, still tucked away safely in his shirt.  He ran a hand through his hair and coughed a bit and the path eventually opened up into the flood plain, dotted with lone cottonwoods and sweeps of greenbrown desert grasses.  He stood briefly to navigate and spied the Rio Grande about a mile out, gray and loud.  Mesilla was still further south but he noticed a road on the far side of the river that would take him there and he smiled crookedly.

He trotted down the steep slope and across the range, passing monuments of salt cedar and sagebrush and croppings of bouldered limestone and sandstone.  Everett marched on, glancing back to the pass like clockwork.  His vision began to blur and he mistook shadows of dashing clouds overhead as armies of villains bent on doing him harm.  He crept on as his headache worsened and soon he forgot his sentried errand.  He kept low to the ground and stopped himself twice from collapsing completely, bracing himself on passing man-made edifices of rock and earth.  His limp had worsened and he stumbled upon wreckage of some wrecked wagonette and used a long timber from the wagon-bed as a crutch until it snapped in half ten minutes later.  The sun was hot and without his hat or coat he felt the full effects of it on the nape of his neck.

Everett had been walking for three quarters of an hour in an unintentional crisscross route through the plains and had been stopping every few minutes to realign himself amid his worsening condition, finally stopping at a large and rounded granite stone at the bank of the river.  He gently lowered himself into the damp mud and his body throbbed all over as he arched his back along the boulder, the bullet buried in his shoulder shouting in pain.  The rock gave him significant cover and a cool draft washed over him.  He began another succession of coughing fits and spit up blood at the conclusion of each.  His hands were shaking from his wounds and the hunger that plagued him and he took out the last acorns and chewed them skins and all.  They were rubbery and sour and he felt puke come up in his throat but he managed to keep them down.  He untwisted the canteen from his torso and drank the rest of the water.  Some of it spilled down his chin and felt cool against his skin.

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Saint James interview with comic writer Cullen Bunn


2010
03.14

Just posted an interview Jesse did with Cullen Bunn on the ole’ Saint James blog.  He’s the writer of the fantastic The Damned and even more fantastic The Sixth Gun.

Check out the interview here.

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A new wedding tradition


2010
03.11

Crazy!

The first photo (the b&w one) was taken in in 2003 at Jeff’s wedding (he’s the guy 2nd to the right), and the latter picture was taken in 2008 at Nick’s wedding (also 2nd to the right). There was no degree of planning, we just thought it would be fun to re-do the original picture.  The funny thing is, in the first picture, Nick, the next to get married, is on the far right. In the most recent photo, Matt is on the far right, and he’s getting married this coming year.  See?! Crazy!!  Does that mean…I’m next?! Are we predicting the future?!

You decide.

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“Blood Quantum” Part 3


2010
03.11

Welcome back.

When we left off, Everett Root had just narrowly escaped a deadly rattler attack, still on the run from his mystery assailant, finally drifting into a deep sleep.

Catch up: Part 1 | Part 2

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Everett woke at sunrise and his mouth felt dry like cotton.  He stretched and yawned and played with his mustache as he drank cold tea made from the leathery darkgreen oak leaves.  He packed his things and rode through the morning, attentive to any sudden changes in the landscape and he felt ready if the course of action presented itself.  The left side of his abdomen had become sore and he felt a tightness when he inhaled, another complication from his previous conflict, and held no doubts that at least one of his ribs had been broken.

He pressed on further north and another hour went by before he found a broad path that steered back through the mountains which he calculated would eventually spit him out onto the great flood plains north of Mesilla.   He smiled and petted the horse’s great brown mane and they began the trek, eventually coming across two sets of naked footprints in the dirt and mud but he didn’t stop. He made himself aware of his surroundings as he rode, practicing his draw and repeatedly turning to speculate on where they’d been.  He soon came across a thick strand of creosote bush sandwiched between a narrow pass of land embanked on both sides by inclines.  As his horse pressed on he squinted and saw black smoke willow up beyond the last of the soldiered shrubs.  Everett ran his hand across the knurl of his gun and he stalled near a thicker expanse that shaded him from view.

He waited and listened and heard a scream belt up and then a carnivorous and mocking baritone laughter follow quickly behind.  He moved his horse forward behind the next column of creosote and from his new vantage he saw a small cabin aflame.  Out from the rear circled a thin girl in an overgrown coat being chased by two Apaches dressed like Texans, their faces painted with dark soot and the braids of the hair winding down along their shoulders and bouncing as they moved.  They danced and chased her and let her believe for a moment she could escape and then the closest of the pair tackled the girl to the ground.  The second danced around like a drunk as the first mounted atop her and hit her hard in the jaw.  She screamed and kicked and he held her hands down.  Everett watched the scene dramatize before him, his eyes like dark stones set deep.

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5-Second Films


2010
03.11

So, apparently some contest was put on to have people create 5-second films.  Normally, I would think this to be a futile idea at best, but most of these ended up being seriously funny (especially “1-900-BROTALK” at the 2:41 mark).

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In Which I Pimp Bands I Like: Volume 1


2010
03.10

I’m a big fan of music, generally, and I don’t necessarily care for when people ask me what my favorite band is at any given moment (too hard to pick, people!). I tend to get a new album about every week, so, figured I’d start posting some stuff here that I like, so when people DO inevitably ask me about this inane question, I can point these posts out. Get it? Good.

Thus begins Volume 1:

Band: jj
Song: Things Will Never Be The Same Again
Album: n° 2
Label: Sincerely Yours’
Note: They’re from Sweden!

Band: Broken Bells
Song: The High Road
Album: Broken Bells
Label: Sony
Note: Consists of Danger Mouse and James Mercer of The Shins

Band: Owen Pallett
Song: Lewis Takes Off His Shirt
Album: Heartland
Label: Domino Records
Note: Released all his prior albums as Final Fantasy (being a fan of the popular RPG series)

Band: Aloe Blacc
Song: I Need A Dollar
Album: N/A
Label:
Stones Throw Records
Note: This song is played over the opening credits of the HBO show How to Make it in America

Band: Starfucker
Song: Pop Song
Album: Starfucker
Label: Badman Records
Note: Have since changed the band name to Pyramiddd

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“Blood Quantum” Part 2


2010
03.07

Part 2 of my Western short story “Blood Quantum.”  Check out Part 1 here.

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The next morning Everett walked down a hillside from the mountains leading his horse by the reins.  He had run a zigzag path the night before until he exhausted his equine and then took a position against a sheered cliff-face that looked out into a small valley surrounded by a grove of tlacocote that tangled thick.  The small valley had only one entrance that he had guarded like some stern despot and he had only slept for thirty minutes, shivering under his thinned coat and caught beneath stray and howling gusts that wound in looping patterns.

He pressed on further from the hillside, stopping at a small creek that snaked down through the parched ground that was more mud than water and he let his horse drink while he inspected the map again.  His detour had ousted him too far north and on the west side of the Organs and now he’d have to cross back through.  Everett clicked his teeth for amusement as he computed his new trajectory south and east and he looked for any mention of a trail or road through the mountains.  He found none but felt optimistic that he was about a day’s ride from Mesilla and he folded the map again along the worn creases and placed it back in his shirt pocket.  He took out the miner’s stolen pistol and broke open the cylinder again and blew into the empty chambers and tucked it back into his belt.  He ran his fingers over his own large holster and stalled on the basket-weave pattern and then onto the walnut stock of the gun as if he was anticipating the arrival of a duel.

He yawned wildly and scratched the back of his head where it met the neck and bent down to the stream.  He lifted a handful of the gray water to his head and spooned it over and slicked his hair back.  Then he took another cupping of water and slurped it greedily and then sat along the bank and watched his horse which had taken to grazing on a sweep of hoary feather-grass.  He unwound the bandage from his leg and dipped it in the creek and rung it out.  Watery red sifted from the dressing and he scraped it along his forehead which revealed a deep and festering gash that had begun to scab over.  He reapplied the covering to his leg and it was cold against his torn skin and he sucked in air through his teeth as if it deterred the stinging sensation.

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An ode to cowboys and serials: “Blood Quantum” Part 1


2010
03.02

Not sure why, but I’ve always been been a big fan of Westerns (both films and literature – I’m quite fond of Elmore Leonard’s work in the genre, as well as the undisputed master himself, Louis L’Amour). I don’t exactly know what hit me a few years back, but for about a year and a half, all I could do was write Westerns. My love is still there, although I tend to write in different directions these days, but something about the alluring American West will always sit deep within me.

Thus, I’ve decided to serialize one of my favorite Western short stories, “Blood Quantum” (circa 2007). The story follows Everett Root as he makes his way through the barren countryside with a bleeding wound in his leg and a piece of silver ore the size of his head, all while out-maneuvering a mysterious assailant who seems to be on his heels the whole time. It’s simple in it’s premise (survive and cash in), and I went for a very Cormac McCarthy-esque route here, as far as the sparseness of the dialog and the setting itself goes.

At any rate, I quite enjoy this story, and, again, being a fan of old-timey serials, thought it might be fun to offer this story as one. I’m not sure how often I’ll post a new segment, perhaps every other day, perhaps once a week, but make sure you stick around til this one ends. I promise it’s good fun. (Ap0logies for any formatting issues – Wordpress doesn’t play nice sometimes.)

Blood Quantum

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Bob Antrim felt a cold steeled barrel matt his thick hair down and wedge into the back of his skull.  He heard the hammer click back metallically and in that moment recalled his wife dying of consumption, spittles of blood curtained along the contours of her sunken face and chest, and then he mulled on his boy who had died in infancy.  His hands gripped the splintered haft of the pick and for a minute further he dreamt of spinning in place and lodging the wedged spade into his attacker but amid the hallucinated escapades a shot thundered out like drums.  The bullet churned down the barrel of the spunked and dusty revolver and it crushed through Bob’s skull and out his right eye socket as fluids sprayed like some geyser and his body fell to the ground sharp like stone.

Everett Root rolled the dented .44 caliber Dance revolver around his index finger and holstered it as if he were some dashing and wily roughrider that had been wrangled into a Wild West Show.  He coughed a bit and waved the smoke away from his face with his hands and then set his eyes on the heaped body, smiling crookedly and scratching his chin. The ache in his leg gathered up again like a fist and he snorted out a dollop of snot from his nostrils and lowered himself carefully to the floor of the gritty mine.  He set his feet up on the twin timber planks that bridged across mud and wet recessed puddles in the rock.  The air smelled like sulfur.

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