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In Which I Pimp Bands I Like: Volume 1


2010
03.10

I’m a big fan of music, generally, and I don’t necessarily care for when people ask me what my favorite band is at any given moment (too hard to pick, people!). I tend to get a new album about every week, so, figured I’d start posting some stuff here that I like, so when people DO inevitably ask me about this inane question, I can point these posts out. Get it? Good.

Thus begins Volume 1:

Band: jj
Song: Things Will Never Be The Same Again
Album: n° 2
Label: Sincerely Yours’
Note: They’re from Sweden!

Band: Broken Bells
Song: The High Road
Album: Broken Bells
Label: Sony
Note: Consists of Danger Mouse and James Mercer of The Shins

Band: Owen Pallett
Song: Lewis Takes Off His Shirt
Album: Heartland
Label: Domino Records
Note: Released all his prior albums as Final Fantasy (being a fan of the popular RPG series)

Band: Aloe Blacc
Song: I Need A Dollar
Album: N/A
Label:
Stones Throw Records
Note: This song is played over the opening credits of the HBO show How to Make it in America

Band: Starfucker
Song: Pop Song
Album: Starfucker
Label: Badman Records
Note: Have since changed the band name to Pyramiddd

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“Blood Quantum” Part 2


2010
03.07

Part 2 of my Western short story “Blood Quantum.”  Check out Part 1 here.

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The next morning Everett walked down a hillside from the mountains leading his horse by the reins.  He had run a zigzag path the night before until he exhausted his equine and then took a position against a sheered cliff-face that looked out into a small valley surrounded by a grove of tlacocote that tangled thick.  The small valley had only one entrance that he had guarded like some stern despot and he had only slept for thirty minutes, shivering under his thinned coat and caught beneath stray and howling gusts that wound in looping patterns.

He pressed on further from the hillside, stopping at a small creek that snaked down through the parched ground that was more mud than water and he let his horse drink while he inspected the map again.  His detour had ousted him too far north and on the west side of the Organs and now he’d have to cross back through.  Everett clicked his teeth for amusement as he computed his new trajectory south and east and he looked for any mention of a trail or road through the mountains.  He found none but felt optimistic that he was about a day’s ride from Mesilla and he folded the map again along the worn creases and placed it back in his shirt pocket.  He took out the miner’s stolen pistol and broke open the cylinder again and blew into the empty chambers and tucked it back into his belt.  He ran his fingers over his own large holster and stalled on the basket-weave pattern and then onto the walnut stock of the gun as if he was anticipating the arrival of a duel.

He yawned wildly and scratched the back of his head where it met the neck and bent down to the stream.  He lifted a handful of the gray water to his head and spooned it over and slicked his hair back.  Then he took another cupping of water and slurped it greedily and then sat along the bank and watched his horse which had taken to grazing on a sweep of hoary feather-grass.  He unwound the bandage from his leg and dipped it in the creek and rung it out.  Watery red sifted from the dressing and he scraped it along his forehead which revealed a deep and festering gash that had begun to scab over.  He reapplied the covering to his leg and it was cold against his torn skin and he sucked in air through his teeth as if it deterred the stinging sensation.

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An ode to cowboys and serials: “Blood Quantum” Part 1


2010
03.02

Not sure why, but I’ve always been been a big fan of Westerns (both films and literature – I’m quite fond of Elmore Leonard’s work in the genre, as well as the undisputed master himself, Louis L’Amour). I don’t exactly know what hit me a few years back, but for about a year and a half, all I could do was write Westerns. My love is still there, although I tend to write in different directions these days, but something about the alluring American West will always sit deep within me.

Thus, I’ve decided to serialize one of my favorite Western short stories, “Blood Quantum” (circa 2007). The story follows Everett Root as he makes his way through the barren countryside with a bleeding wound in his leg and a piece of silver ore the size of his head, all while out-maneuvering a mysterious assailant who seems to be on his heels the whole time. It’s simple in it’s premise (survive and cash in), and I went for a very Cormac McCarthy-esque route here, as far as the sparseness of the dialog and the setting itself goes.

At any rate, I quite enjoy this story, and, again, being a fan of old-timey serials, thought it might be fun to offer this story as one. I’m not sure how often I’ll post a new segment, perhaps every other day, perhaps once a week, but make sure you stick around til this one ends. I promise it’s good fun. (Ap0logies for any formatting issues – Wordpress doesn’t play nice sometimes.)

Blood Quantum

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Bob Antrim felt a cold steeled barrel matt his thick hair down and wedge into the back of his skull.  He heard the hammer click back metallically and in that moment recalled his wife dying of consumption, spittles of blood curtained along the contours of her sunken face and chest, and then he mulled on his boy who had died in infancy.  His hands gripped the splintered haft of the pick and for a minute further he dreamt of spinning in place and lodging the wedged spade into his attacker but amid the hallucinated escapades a shot thundered out like drums.  The bullet churned down the barrel of the spunked and dusty revolver and it crushed through Bob’s skull and out his right eye socket as fluids sprayed like some geyser and his body fell to the ground sharp like stone.

Everett Root rolled the dented .44 caliber Dance revolver around his index finger and holstered it as if he were some dashing and wily roughrider that had been wrangled into a Wild West Show.  He coughed a bit and waved the smoke away from his face with his hands and then set his eyes on the heaped body, smiling crookedly and scratching his chin. The ache in his leg gathered up again like a fist and he snorted out a dollop of snot from his nostrils and lowered himself carefully to the floor of the gritty mine.  He set his feet up on the twin timber planks that bridged across mud and wet recessed puddles in the rock.  The air smelled like sulfur.

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The pomposity of tenure


2010
02.26

It’s that time again, friends! What time? Time to post another chapter from my novel, Impossible Monsters, of course! Por que? Por que no!?

Okay, all silliness aside, this chapter again focuses on one of the central characters, Richard, as he goes to meet with one of his professors, Bernard Nesbitt, to talk about his future (or lack thereof) in academia.  I quite like Bernard, and almost wish he showed up in the book more than once, but I think this chapter does a fine job in showcasing his rather strong personality, and I think if he were to show up again, it might be too much.

And, if you like what you read, check out my book of short stories available for purchase on Lulu right here.

Enjoy.

RICHARD

Wednesday, about eleven-thirty in the morning, gray sky peppered with grayer clouds, drips of rain that came in hurried storms always at points when I had just dried off, the bus running five minutes late, and I’m wearing a white oxford shirt with a blue veeneck sweater over it and my black wool coat—even though it’s not that cold out—and some skinny jeans and these new loafer-type shoes I bought from a clothing store called Hartevelt’s, some Dutch superchain that caters to the casually chic—they cost me about £40, not too bad—and I’m sitting in Bernard Nesbitt’s office, watching his bulbous frame fumble a small electric water boiler on top of a small mosaic table decorated with long-leafed ivies that twirl down to the floor.  The room is lined with bookshelves, like actually lined, and where there is no longer room on the actual shelves he’s managed to place more books atop the old ones, lying them flat and stacking them tall, also placing the largest of his tomes on the very top of the oak-looking bookcases looking like they could teeter and fall off and kill a man at any moment, and I’m seated right below such a book and can just make out the scraped lettering on the scraped binding that reads Mind-Mapping for Creativity.  I realize at this moment, even though I’ve only been in this country for less than three months, that everything here is done over tea or coffee, usually tea, and it’s funny but sad, kinda.  The moment I walked in the office, even though it’s November and still not that cold, Bernard complained about the freeze as he called it, and like clockwork asked me if I’d like some tea because he was going to put some on.  I replied yes then wondered if Englishmen only drink tea when someone else is around, it doesn’t seem like a solitary drink because you’re always being told “I was just about to put some tea on” when you walk into a room but you never actually see cups of half-finished tea in their hands…weird.  He’s humming a tune now and the organized list of bullet points I had memorized and was going to race through with him is leaving me quickly all because of this…stupid tea.  He turns, finally, placing a small cup of steaming gray water in front of me at the edge of his overworked and paper-soaked desk, retreating back to his comfy chair across from me, the weight of his swollen body causing the thing to groan.  He takes a sip without even testing its hotness.  The porcelain cup is decorated with red lines that make a nonsense pattern and it’s hot in my hand as I try to sip.  The large window behind Bernard’s desk has no blinds and overlooks a courtyard between two of the buildings, I think the library and Fenn Hall, where I don’t have any classes.  He sips again.  He’s wearing a blazer the color of peanut butter, some gray slacks and a white oxford like me.  He’s notably bald.

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A font to make you blush


2010
02.25

Yes, I like fonts. I can appreciate the artistry of them, of their (sometimes) subtle variations and how these differences can, in all honesty, make us feel things on subconscious levels. Typography in general is a fascinating art form/science, so much so that someone went out and documented the birth of the Helvetica font in true documentary fashion (which is, truth be told, one of the best documentaries I’ve ever seen). A trailer:

Anyway, artist Alex Merto has created a font called Effing Typeface that…well…is an ode to all things sex. My favorite from the series has to be the letter P:

Definitely worth a looksy.  Check out the whole string of sex-infused letters here.

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Unicorns and glitter


2010
02.24

Uh-mazing.

Was just pointed to a parody video of Reading Rainbow over on Funny or Die that has a child giving her recommendation for the book American Pyscho…which happens to be one of my favorite books of all time.

Greatest book review ever:

Reading Rainbow Banned Book Review #1 – watch more funny videos

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Bathroom Graffiti – The WAB | Ferndale, MI | 2.17.2010 -


2010
02.18

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New ‘Ex Occultus: Wakefield’s Journal’ mini comic now live (and FREE!)


2010
02.18

It’s that time of the month again for the next installment of the Ex Occultus: Wakefield’s Journal series of stories. Basically, if you haven’t checked these out yet, these are off-shoots of the Ex Occultus series I write for Saint James Comics, which follows the exploits of famed 19th-century occultists and treasure hunters Wakefield and Hollander.  These monthly (FREE) mini-adventures are drawn by various artists and attempt to fill in the gap between the full issues, shining more light on the characters and the world they live in.

Anyway, the newest story, entitled “A Drink with Friends,” is now available to read.  The plot:

1875. During some downtime between adventures, Wakefield stops into a local pub and swaps tall tales with four friends, recounting their glory days in the world of the occult.

Written by myself and Jesse Young, and drawn by Chris Martinez, this is a fun little story that’s a bit of a departure from the more action-heavy entries so far.  Check out the story here, and if you haven’t done so, here’s a list of the other Wakefield’s Journal stories, all available to read for FREE.  FREE FREE FREE!

FREE.

http://whoissaintjames.com/2009/02/20/ex-occultus-a-drink-with-friends

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A Savannah for the ages, or: The greatest fan in the world


2010
02.15

Just got this picture from Savannah Ervin of Colorado, artist extraordinaire on the Saint James series MinuteMen and all-around badass.  She was kind enough to purchase my new book of short stories, College: Two Stories, and wanted to show me proof she had done so (as if I’d ever doubt her!):

Follow the wonderfully talented Miss Ervin on Twitter here, and check out her artwork (via Deviant Art) here.  And, if you haven’t already done so and fancy a quick, good read, you can purchase my book here.

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Thesis advisers have feelings, too


2010
02.09

Decided it was time to post another bit of my novel, Impossible Monsters, so…here we are.

This chapter is narrated by Liz Damon, thesis adviser to American graduate student Richard (one of our protagonists), an Irish lass (well, woman, technically) who’s been living in England for most of her life, and seems rather apathetic toward the niche she’s carved out for herself.  Inspiring, I know!

This is Liz’s only narrative section in the novel, although she does pop up in some other characters’ sections at various points, and, personally, I think it’s one of the strongest in the book.  I really wanted to give her a voice that spoke volumes in a short amount of time, and I think I accomplished that.  The overall idea/theme of the book, if I had to answer that rather simplified question, would have to be, “What if?” — the idea that at many points in our lives, we tend to ask ourselves this very question about who we are and where we’re at, wondering what would’ve happened if we had made one of numerous other choices at various points of our lives.  I think it’s important to ask these sorts of questions, and I think the idea that some people don’t until it’s too late isn’t so much a depressing thought as it is inspiring (at least for those of us who do stop to check on our trajectories). Liz represents the type of person who maybe sees herself doing something else, being somewhere else, but can’t quite allow herself to follow through.

Anyway, happy reading!

LIZ

I catch a glimpse of myself in the small mirror on the adjacent wall and find myself becoming shy at my own reflection, which is ludicrous in theory, shying away from oneself, but as I lock onto the few freckles I have spread neatly on both cheeks I can’t help but redden a bit.  I wasn’t even aware until first stepping foot in Wellington some nine years ago that I was even what some would call a walking stereotype, however with far fairer hair and more olive-hued skin than the Irishmen depicted in literature and children’s books, but I was, as was pointed out to me rather egregiously after a night of drinking, a stereotype nonetheless and if nothing else exclusively because of those dark specks on my face.  And it bothers me that even though it’s no longer a negative connotation to be Irish, and hasn’t been in my lifetime, I still find it absurd that as loud and brash as I can be in most social situations, exaggerated of course by the type and quantity of spirits present, that I, myself, am the greatest cause of my own timorous conduct.

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