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I have to go return some video tapes

Robert James Russell — Tue, 13 Apr 2010 05:18:35 +0000

Friend of mine sent me this pic of a billboard found…somewhere. Not even sure, and totally doesn’t matter.

Best. Billboard. Ever.

5-Second Films

Robert James Russell — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 19:12:38 +0000

So, apparently some contest was put on to have people create 5-second films. Normally, I would think this to be a futile idea at best, but most of these ended up being seriously funny (especially “1-900-BROTALK” at the 2:41 mark).

Pat Robertson does some good after all

Robert James Russell — Sun, 17 Jan 2010 21:29:48 +0000

In the wake of Pat Robertson’s nefariously foul comments about Haiti this week, some clever folks have put together an Ebay auction whose proceeds go to the American Red Cross. The object up for grab? A Pat Robertson voodoo doll. Woo!

Further details via the auction:

After an exclusive deal with devil, we are finally able to bring black magic into your very own home! The lucky winner of this auction will attain the soul of Televangelist PAT ROBERTSON in a handheld figurine comprised of the finest straw, cloth, and other organic natural materials!

Ever wanted to cause Pat Robertson a massive headache? give him back pain? jab him in the crotch? Of course you have! Well then BID NOW to own your very own pysical representation of the dark, dark soul of Pat Robertson.

Good, good times. Check out the Ebay auction here (which is currently up to $550), and bid your little hearts away!

Shiny Suds

Robert James Russell — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 21:30:00 +0000

Brought to my attention by Jeff today, this is perhaps one of the funniest things I’ve seen on YouTube in a while…and topical.

Loofah! Loofah! Loofah!